20^th April '2012

  Teacher : In what state is the river Kaveri ?

Rahul :In the liquid state !

                 

  First man : Please give me your telephone number.
Second man : You’ll find it in the telephone directory.

First man : Tell me your name.
Second man : You ‘ ll find that too in the directory.

                 

  Teaacher : What did we get from the excavations of Harappa and Mohenjadaro ?
        
Meena :One lesson in the history book.

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