8 November 2008

1.


The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and
minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch
at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

                  

2.


Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised
the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said,
"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start
getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

            

3.


A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a
turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

            

4.


Teacher: Amit, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Amit: I is...
Teacher: No, no, no, don't say "I is", you say "I am".
Amit: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

            

SOURCE : NET

COMPILED BY   MS. JYOTI  C.C. M/S

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